Did Brooke Jasmyn and Christian Fields Break Up?

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I watched Harlem Heights, I loved Harlem Heights, I was annoyed/baffled when BET dropped Harlem Heights after one season.

What did I love about the show? Well, I loved watching a show about young black twenty somethings trying to make it in New York. It was nice to watch a show that didn't embarrass me as a black woman. I personally LOVED Brooke Crittendon (now Brooke Jasmyn). I loved her hair, her work hard, play hard attitude, the glamorous famous ex mystique. Love love love.  And her and Christian Grant-Fields getting together and then getting married? Squeal!!!!

So I need to know: are Brooke and Chris no more? Nothing on Google pops up that confirms this but I follow Brooke  on Twitter (it's not stalking if you admit it) and the tweets are leading me to believe all is not well.

Some tweets that worry me (sorry for the ghetto copy and paste job. I'm writing on my blackberry from a hospital):

 Br00keAtMeNow The thing about starting over is sometimes you look back and realize you already did.

  StilettoJill truth RT @DawnNeufeld Even strong, independent chicks want to be taken care of every once in a while. #justsayin

  AncientProverbs Love makes time pass; time makes love pass. -French Proverb   12 days ago   Retweeted by Br00keAtMeNow

 Br00keAtMeNow Yup, i think that space might be better served as a Music Room...   12 days ago
  TheFireSigns The #Leo heart is slow to heal unlike the other zodiac signs. A #Leo feels things deeply and intensely that others can't.   14 days ago   Retweeted by Br00keAtMeNow

  TheFireSigns Once a #Leo commits themselves to a serious relationship, they are loyal, devoted, truehearted and faithful.   14 days ago   Retweeted by Br00keAtMeNow

  Live4Agreements Whatever happens around you, don't take it personally... Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves~ Miguel Ruiz   22 days ago   Retweeted by Br00keAtMeNow

Via @ChrisGFields:
  IAmJacksBot It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.   9 days ago   Retweeted by ChrisGFields

 ChrisGFields ...like so many other things   12 days ago

ChrisGFields Every time you watch the Fab Five story you wish the turnout was different.   12 days ago

ChrisGFields If you really love someone, you're happy for them...regardless of how things turn out.   2 days ag

 ChrisGFields Memories can be torturous sometimes.   13 days ago

 ChrisGFields You might be onto something. RT @MisterMingles: Nice guys finish last!   14 days ago
I'm seriously distraught over this. Someone tell me it's going to be okay.

Kanye and Kim Are Meant For Each Other

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I laughed out loud when I read this article. Are black women really upset that Kanye West is dating Kim Kardashian because she's not black?

Oh.

We're still on that in 2012?

Moving on...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Am I the only one who is in love with these two together? They are PERFECT for each other. And in the words of Lainey, this coupling is going to be good for gossip. So if you love smut, you should want them to be together. You should be thrilled.  Because when they break up ( because obviously), it's going to be EPIC. Can you imagine the twitter rant we'll get from Kanye when that happens? Can't wait!

God, I hope he writes a song about it.

Chris Brown, Rihanna and The Girlfriend No One Really Cares About

Are Chris Brown and Rihanna going to be making music together again? Word on the street is they are. And they’re all buddy-buddy again. And possibly in love depending on which site you read. And that’s their right, I guess. Though I happen to agree 100% with Britni who brought up some great points on her site.

Do you ever wonder how Chris Brown’s girlfriend feels about the rumors? You know, his cute gal Karrueche Tran? The girl who looks like she should be on Sailor Moon?

I didn’t even know they were still together until I saw photos of them at the airport.

She’s gotta be worried, right? Between the love-proclaiming tweets and collabos? What do you do in her situation? Because she’s really (really) pretty. But she’s not Rihanna. And her claim to fame is a dude who beat his last girlfriend up.

It’s not like Chris Brown isn’t with Rihanna because HE dumped HER. And that always makes it different, doesn’t it? When you’re not the one who chose to end things doesn’t it make the moving on harder?

She’s not even part of the discussion and that's embarrassing. Is he worth it?

Today in Frivolity.

1. Why do people dislike Jennifer Love Hewitt? Did I miss something because she is constantly getting slammed on blogs. She seems so sweet in interviews; isn't hating her like hating a puppy? Maybe I'm biased since I can't hate on anyone who can publicly admit to loving both The Bachelor/ Bachelorette and Twilight.
   I do, however, have some theories on the JLW hate:
   • She's a hopeless romantic and she seems to jump from one relationship to another like a teenager. Except she's a grown ass woman.
   • She's not a stick figure like most actresses but she doesn't have this perfectly curved, other-worldly body like Christina Hendricks, Beyonce or Kim K. It's almost too normal and real and how DARE she look like a real person?
   • She's kinda of a dork but not in an ironic, hip way.
   • She used to play the dream girl in movies and now her career is kinda one big meh. People must love that the "it" girl grew up and isn't the teen dream anymore. Celebs: we build them up to tear them down.
   
   
2. Dakota Fanning talks about being too young to pose for King perv Terry Richardson.
   
3. Have you had as much trouble as me imagining Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderamma as a couple? You don't have to imagine anymore; here's a pic of the lovebirds together that doesn't involve them tonguing each other down.
   
4. Ashley Greene says she's still totally grounded despite all the Twilight fame. Riiiiiiiight.
   
5. Speaking of actresses in Twilight that twihards don't really care about because they don't get to sex angsty Edward, Nikki Reed is Seventeen magazine's cover girl and she talks about how fame ended up tearing apart what was once this. Tis' life I guess.
   
6. Devastated Kris Humphries is going to sign the divorce papers. Fret not sad giant man, it'll be okay. You'll find a nice girl with real body parts.
   
7. Jesse James is still a douche and his penis is probably diseased.

Today in Frivolity

It's been a long time since I've written a frivolity post. It's been so hard not commenting on the lives of people I'll never meet; I have no idea how I've been coping to be honest. But what matters is I'm here now. Let's begin.

• Word on the street is Lindsay Lohan will be stripping for Playboy very soon. Cuz that'll breathe new life into her career.
  Seriously though, leave a comment if you're surprised by this news. And click here for your dose of Hot Mess Lohan snark, courtesy of Gawker's regulars.
• Emma Stone (who landed Lohan's career) allegedly says she hates it when actors censor themselves because they're not authentic on screen or something. Love her, but she really should censor herself (ha) and not comment on the problems with other actors. It kinda makes her come off as a tool. She's 22 and enjoying the benefits of being an "it" girl in Hollywood right now. Let's see how she feels when she's 42 and all that enthusiasm starts to dry up along with the roles.
• Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderamma (who used to date an underage Lohan) have reunited and it feels so gooood. For them anyway. I don't really care either way.
• Speaking of celebs we assume are a couple because they made out (like you've never kissed someone for the hell of it), Scarlett Johansson (who has this and this connection to Lohan) is now being linked to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. They were spotted kissing and being affectionate in NYC recently by someone with a big mouth.
  I'm going to out myself as a stan and just say NO ONE WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM. But I'm not upset or anything.
• If the Kardashians (who are cool with the Lohans) trademarking "Kardashian Kollection Home" is any indication, we're all in for more fun. I'm talking linens and candles and plates. This is super exciting news.
• You wanna read a stupid post about the best celeb bodies? Here you go (Lohan's not on the list).
• Reports are claiming Jennifer Hudson (I've got nothing on the Lohan front here) and David "Punk" Otunga (the lawyer turned pro-wrestler of I Love New York fame) are no longer engaged. Bummer if this is true; they have a kid together.

On a celeb-related note, is it weird that I can spend hours playing those celeb love link games on People.com? Because I have. And I'm thrilled when I get a perfect score.

This Week in Frivolity.

• Sir Paul McCartney is getting married!!! Yay for love : )
  
  
• In not so happy news, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated. Is it weird that this makes me really sad?
  
  
• So Bristol Palin looks different... Like in "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" different. But what I thought was a chin implant is being called "corrective jaw surgery".
  
  Well if she's happy that's all that matters but I think it looks like play-doh was added to the bottom of her face.
  
  
• Jesse James is an asshole.
  
  
• Matthew Perry returned to rehab to continue working on his sobriety. In his statement, he added "please enjoy making fun of me on the World Wide Web.” Nah. I save snarky comments for ridiculous topics.
  
  
• Leonardo DiCaprio broke up with another model. But Kings of Leon singer, Caleb Followill, put a ring on his. By Monday he and Victoria's Secret model, Lily Aldridge, will be husband and wife. Hehe, every time DiCaprio strings a model along, another one gets married. He's like Good Luck Chuck.
  
  
• Hmmm... Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men? I could mention how weird that casting decision is or write some lame "Sheen isn't winning" joke. Meh. I don't watch the show and I don't really care.
  
  
• Lindsay Lohan is still a hot mess.

Today in Frivolity.

• Jersey Shore's Snooki lost a bunch of weight. Good for her! If I was Snooki, I would have signed an endorsement deal with a weight loss program so they could pay me an obnoxious amount of money to say "I could have never done it without (insert Diet here)!"
  



• Word on the street is Stephanie Meyer is open to writing a Twilight spin-off focusing on Jacob the werewolf and Renesmee, the half-vampire/ half-human girl. If that happens, more Twilight movies may be coming to a theater near you.
  
  Nooooooooooooooo!
  



• Levi Johnston is Writing a Palin Family Tell-All. Levi Johnston can write? I know it's mean but all I can think of is it sounding something like this: "I'm Levi Johnston. I put my P in Bristol's V bunch of times. It was fun. Sarah Palin's a bitch. She never let me do nothing."
  



• LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are now married. Yay for them. Wanna read about the scandalous duo's nuptials? Here ya go.
  



• Ryan Phillippe is so done with acting. Or not. He's just really tired of the paparazzi.
  
  Meh. There's not exactly going to be this huge void in cinema if he retires. Here's the story if you care .
  



• Actress Emma Watson is leaving Brown University. Her rep explained that while the talented actress loved her time at Brown, she is planning to transfer to another school that offers some classes she's interested in taking.
  
  No drama there.
  
  Can you imagine what going to school with Watson must be like? I would be constantly struggling not to ask her Harry Potter related questions. She would HATE me.
  



• Lindsay Lohan is going to jail again.
  



• Tennis star Serena Williams is working on a rap album. A RAP ALBUM.
  Wha?
  I mean, really?
  Well maybe it'll be good. But I really don't know. Do you think she just woke up one morning and said "I'm gonna be a rap star"?
  

This Week in Frivolity.

• Chris Brown’s an idiot.
  
  
• Congrats to Reese Witherspoon! America’s Oscar Winning Sweetheart tied the knot today. Isn't "tied the knot" a funny saying? I guess it's supposed to mean lasting unity or something but it just reminds me of being stuck like "you're not going anywhere bwahahahahaha"! Anyway, yay for weddings!
  
  
• Here’s a little tidbit for my fellow "Bachelor"/"Bachelorette"/ "Bachelor Pad viewers". Vienna and Kasey “Guard and Protect Your Heart” Kahl are a couple. Yes you read that sentence correctly.Now some of you may be wondering: are they the real deal? But I'm asking: do we really care either way? As long as she's still batshit crazy, he continues to make viewers uncomfortable with just being and there's a camera rolling as it all goes down, I'm a happy camper.
  
  
• Do you know why I love Jay-Z? It’s because he’s on some other ish entirely. Word on the street is the hip-hop mogul is going to collaborate with Sade on a track called “Moon and Sky”. This makes Jay Z the first hip-hop artist to collaborate with Sade EVER. Well done, Mr. Carter. Well done.
  
  
• As many of you know, Dame Elizabeth Taylor passed away a few days ago. You can check out old photos of the actress and activist here. Isn’t it weird? We now live in a world where Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor don’t exist. I, for one, can’t really wrap my head around it; both are such a big part of my pop culture upbringing. Will kids grow up and even care about these dead actors and musicians?
  
  
• Congrats to Rachel Zoe! The stylist extraordinaire and her husband are parents to a baby boy. Yay babies!
  
  
• So next week's Grey’s Anatomy episode is going to be a musical.
  Ugh, whyyyyy?
  I hope I have to eat my words this Friday but musical episodes are always so cheesy.
  In the words of Youtuber, SaMiLCrUGaR “ok i loveee grey's anatomy but this singin (sic) episode it's like... weir (sic) O.o their doctors not singers leave that to glee”
  With that said, these scenes look pretty intense.