This Week in Frivolity.

• Sir Paul McCartney is getting married!!! Yay for love : )
  
  
• In not so happy news, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated. Is it weird that this makes me really sad?
  
  
• So Bristol Palin looks different... Like in "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" different. But what I thought was a chin implant is being called "corrective jaw surgery".
  
  Well if she's happy that's all that matters but I think it looks like play-doh was added to the bottom of her face.
  
  
• Jesse James is an asshole.
  
  
• Matthew Perry returned to rehab to continue working on his sobriety. In his statement, he added "please enjoy making fun of me on the World Wide Web.” Nah. I save snarky comments for ridiculous topics.
  
  
• Leonardo DiCaprio broke up with another model. But Kings of Leon singer, Caleb Followill, put a ring on his. By Monday he and Victoria's Secret model, Lily Aldridge, will be husband and wife. Hehe, every time DiCaprio strings a model along, another one gets married. He's like Good Luck Chuck.
  
  
• Hmmm... Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men? I could mention how weird that casting decision is or write some lame "Sheen isn't winning" joke. Meh. I don't watch the show and I don't really care.
  
  
• Lindsay Lohan is still a hot mess.