Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Today in Frivolity.

  1. Why do people dislike Jennifer Love Hewitt? Did I miss something because she is constantly getting slammed on blogs. She seems so sweet in interviews; isn't hating her like hating a puppy? Maybe I'm biased since I can't hate on anyone who can publicly admit to loving both The Bachelor/ Bachelorette and Twilight.
    I do, however, have some theories on the JLW hate:
    • She's a hopeless romantic and she seems to jump from one relationship to another like a teenager. Except she's a grown ass woman.
    • She's not a stick figure like most actresses but she doesn't have this perfectly curved, other-worldly body like Christina Hendricks, Beyonce or Kim K. It's almost too normal and real and how DARE she look like a real person?
    • She's kinda of a dork but not in an ironic, hip way.
    • She used to play the dream girl in movies and now her career is kinda one big meh. People must love that the "it" girl grew up and isn't the teen dream anymore. Celebs: we build them up to tear them down.

  2. Dakota Fanning talks about being too young to pose for King perv Terry Richardson.
  3. Have you had as much trouble as me imagining Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderamma as a couple? You don't have to imagine anymore; here's a pic of the lovebirds together that doesn't involve them tonguing each other down.
  4. Ashley Greene says she's still totally grounded despite all the Twilight fame. Riiiiiiiight.
  5. Speaking of actresses in Twilight that twihards don't really care about because they don't get to sex angsty Edward, Nikki Reed is Seventeen magazine's cover girl and she talks about how fame ended up tearing apart what was once this. Tis' life I guess.
  6. Devastated Kris Humphries is going to sign the divorce papers. Fret not sad giant man, it'll be okay. You'll find a nice girl with real body parts.
  7. Jesse James is still a douche and his penis is probably diseased.

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