Elaine Lu of Laineygossip.com.
Who? Blasphemy, go kill yourself.
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Alright, now that you have been given a crash-course in awesomeness, we can begin.
What can I say about Lainey? I can write a whole book about her but I'll keep this post short because she'd want that.
I discovered Laineygossip.com later than most people. I then proceeded to read every post she's ever written that's available online.
I never want to meet her because if she disliked me, I'd want to die (I have a tendency to over-use exclamation points and because she hates that, I'm now very careful about it).
Straight up, I want to be her. She is fucking awesome. Even if you don't like celebrity gossip, you'll appreciate her writing. You'll respect her as a human being, you'll want to go and get a drink with her. She's too boss. She is cool as hell.
I love her.
For the longest time my family thought I actually knew her because I'd always start a conversation like "Lainey said-" So when they asked me what I wanted for my birthday, the answer was simple: a smutty shout-out.
And will you look at that, I got it!
Sigh. One of the highlights of my life.
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