Guess what was on Universal Channel on Valentine’s Day and again a few days later? “The Wedding Planner”! Did you know Jennifer Lopez was the first woman to have the number 1 movie and the number 1 album in America at the same time? If you ask me, the album wasn’t bad (if you like that sort of thing). The movie, on the other hand, was shit. Plain and simple. I re-watched it for the first time in years and I couldn’t believe how bad it was. I couldn’t believe Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey starred in it.
Was it always this bad or has my taste gotten better with age?
Something you should know about me: I’m not the biggest romantic comedy fan. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll watch it on TBS on a Saturday when I’m deep-conditioning my hair. But I will never pay to see a romantic comedy in a theater because I can’t justify sitting an hour and a half through a movie I haven’t seen before when I know how it’s going to end. Am I alone in this?
I get that I’m a minority when it comes to rom-coms. People are happy watching the same story over and over. For instance, Yemi loves romantic comedies; the more formulaic they are, the better. She has also seen every movie that has been adapted from a Nicholas Sparks book.
What does a romantic comedy need to not make you want to gag? For me it has to be funny as hell and not in a Katherine Heigl movie kind of way.
What about you guys?
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Sunday, February 19, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
When in Rome...
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Re-runs of this? FML. |
But when it comes to
television, I just can’t. Because I’ve tried watching Nigerian television shows
and I’m rolling my eyes so much, I look like I’m having a seizure.
The truth is, a lot of the
shows here suffer from repetitive storylines, bad acting and even worse
editing. I can deal with one of these issues but not three at the same time.
So I’m incredibly thankful
for cable. It’s a luxury that I couldn’t afford on my own in the states but my
parents are smart people; they bribed me into staying longer with the promise
of cable television and all the cherimoya I can eat.
We have DSTV’s Family
package so I don’t get MNet, which sucks (that channel shows “Glee”, “Grey’s
Anatomy” and other shows I actually watch). But since we rarely have light
during the day anyway, it’s not that big a deal.
What we do get is the
Universal Channel, home of “Two and a Half Men”, “CSI” and every other crime/
law/ police drama that’s ever been on TV as well as B movies Lifetime wouldn’t
air. On the bright side, “House” airs on Tuesdays at 8:50 pm. I’m down.
MNet Series Africa airs
“The Bachelor”. Yesssssss! It’s two seasons behind but I may watch it anyway.
Season 1 of “Parenthood” comes on at 8 on Sundays. “The 9 lives of Chloe King”
and “Hellcats” air on Mondays. I tried watching Chloe King on Netflix one day.
It was unusually bad. “Being Human” comes on after that though and I’ve wanted
to watch it. Has anyone seen that show?
SCORE! “The Office” comes
on right after “Friends With Benefits” (another show I wanted to check out) on
Tuesdays.
“Switched at Birth” comes
on Thursdays and “Person of Interest” on Fridays.
Do you think less of me since I'm putting
together a schedule?
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